>Hop online for the first time in months
>Everything is exactly as I remember it
>Everybody plays in the exact same gay passive way as if losing a stock in the game equates to losing a fucking limb irl
>Everybody does the exact same short hops into unpunishable aerials ad nauseum and of course, nothing I try to do catches them in time
>Everybody recovers from their moves JUST fast enough to shield any attempt I make at punishing
>Every game lags out JUST as I'm about to land a big hit (who the fuck am I kidding; they'd probably just shield it)
>Everybody teabags
>Everybody opponent goes "Well played" after absolutely raping and teabagging me
Deep down, I know I'll only ever be able to enjoy this game as a spectator. Playing Smash Ultimate is masochism.>>494427446
>here in the wild, we observe the Steves digging. The blue hedgehogs grew wary, wanting to take on the steves, but the wooded blocks that the Steves summoned prevented the hedgehogs from taking its gold. In biology, this is known as parasitism and reinforced protectionism. The Steves dig because they must defend themselves from the blue hedgehog onslaught.>>494415657
They wouldn't, zion already tried itHey does anyone have anything interesting to say>>494431606
Umebura's happening. Will Danny conquer or job?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJSbNXdWPDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tonZEJFIx_k
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp>>494431606
What could possibly be interesting to say about Smash?>>494409212
>>494431606
riddles just picked ken out of nowhere and fucked up chase's steve. thats kinda interesting i guess>>494431606
Friday night, dead general>>494431606
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That's about as interesting as this giant sack of shit of a game gets.Imagine not only playing Steve, but Steve AND Sonic. How do you even enjoy the game at that point.>>494434457
To make either their opponent or the audience suffer. If someone picks Sonic or Steve on the character select screen, it doesn't matter who actually wins the game; the other player and the audience loses.

Have I mentioned that Smash Ultimate sucks ass?>>494434457
And then he proceeds to bitch about Paul getting sizzle, Chase should be killed (in Minecraft).>>494434457
is it really so hard to understand why someone might enjoy winning?
>B-BUT I DONT LIIIIIIIIIKE IIIIIIIITTT
im sure seeing people seethe is part of the fun for them. not saying id do the same but it makes perfect sense to me
in b4
>you enjoy watching people cry over a game? heh.. youi must be a terrible person irl
stfu>>494380123
Irrefutable.>>494380123
given the way you type you were 100% a part of the problem>>494438020
that is Griffith. he was the leader of our now defunct discord group>>494438959
i don't care>>494443041
that is what your dad said as I was sucking his cock last night>>494438020
>>494438959
>t. Dupetrannie and his buttbuddy obsessed with a nigga who gave up Smash for SF6 and left his discord to dust
Imagine being obsessed with a nigga who haven't posted here since late 2023
Crazy how discord is forever living rent free in your heads lmaoWas bizzarro flame ever good? Either way it looks like he could be decent with some practice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5R2DDiQTK4>>494448372
We don’t care about your gay lore or discord, my God. I’d rather have this place dead than have you disgusting freaks back shitting it up.>>494380123
>to let this general die until the next supermajor
if you do that nobody will bother making a new one when said supermajor happens in the first placepity bump

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