Do Your Best Quest #190

Last time, you dealt with *most* of the fallout after the prison break to leave the way clear for an amazing celebration! This Jackey Frosties has never seen this amount of activity before, and with the bill being covered, who can’t help but be in a good mood? Well, there’s a certain someone who hasn’t been in a partying frame of mind, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be cheered up. That’s right, you’re talking about Suan De! But she can wait for later. You actually want to talk to the second most miserable person in this room, and their name is Solomon. He’s due for a huge surprise.

While the party continues to rage on, you decide to wind down by approaching those two hanging by the window. They’re not even interacting with each other but are watching what is going on at a comfortable distance. You notice that Suan De is eating a Chocolate Bufu, you wonder why…

The Slob Dragon has noticed your presence, but you can’t say the same about the former prisoner, Solomon’s eyes are busy watching the sunset, seems enamored with the view…

You have to say something to grab his attention.

“Hey.” You say to break the ice.

“What a beautiful sunset, isn’t it?” Solomon looks longingly at it.

“Yes.” You say without much thought.

“You know what would make it prettier?” Solomon grins just thinking about his answer.

“What?” You play along.

“A mushroom cloud.” The man cackles at his own joke.

Suan De continues mildly enjoying her ice cream…

No man who used a rocket launcher on a giant monster should be this depressed! You gotta tell him about Constance, but you must do it tactfully. Choose your words wisely.

What do you do?

>“How would it compare to your daughter’s smile?” Be a little cheeky. Just a little.
>“Sir, there’s something I need to tell you.” Be really formal about this news.
>“Guess who is in the ‘Still Alive’ Club? Your daughter, Constance!” Spit the good news like an idiot! His wife still has her membership revoked, but who knows for how long!
>Write In.