>having a day where every decision and drive seems to lead to someone pissing me off so REALLY MAD
>driving into Tesco car park
>some fucking rerarrd in a yaris hybrid pulls out of his spot without any warning and I have to swerve to avoid him, my car bumps into a trolley left in the middle of a car parking space
>I am usually very placid and emotionless but totally LOSE IT
>open my door and get out
>in a fucking fit of rage
>walk to the yaris
>young woman in her 20s, thin, brown hair, looks sickly
>i start screaming incoherently at her
>screaming something like "YEAH TYPICAL FUCKING AUTOMATIC I WILL AUITOMAITCALLY SUCK YOUR FUCK OFF BALLS BITCH"
>try to open her door but it is locked
>not sure what I would have done, maybe punched her, stolen her car or even pulled her hair
>storm over and pick up the trolley my car smashed into
>try to lift it over my head
>crowd is gatheting
>i cannot lift the trolley as it is too heavy
>scream 'WAAAA;LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" loudly, literally look like pic
>push the trolley over to her car
>scream "GET..............IN!!!!" in my deepest most booming voice as I point at the trolley
>she is on the verge of tears, and shakes her head
>I scream again "WAAAALALLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>whte with rage at this point
>"FINE I WILL DO THAT"
>leap with my entire body into the shopping trolley
>it falls over and I hurt myself
>lay on the ground sobbing
>eventually tesco security pick me up
>take me inside where I am forced to calm down as police are called
>given a suspended sentence for assault and 5 license points>overtook out of state left lane 'camper' by using the center turn lane
>they were doing 50 in a 55 in traffic, but I was just impatient that night

>stomped it to 95 in a 55 when I was getting aggravated by everybody tailgating me that day

>do my usual traffic weaving and 'cut off' an old man who probably accelerated as I changed lanes. >He honked.
>I brake check.
>hear his tires screech.
>He follows me into my work parking lot and rolls up in front of my car.
>He rolls down the window, stares and points his finger at me.
>What you did was wrong. You're going to hurt someone.
>Autistically wave and look down until he left.
>He was one of our customers. Oops.

I try to be better, but it's hard. I got ticketed for 78 in a 55 almost 4 years ago and I take it as a lesson and a blessing that I didn't get caught doing worse.>>28135151
jesus lol>>28139765
I just follow calmly and scratch glass, puncture tires and break lamps. Not my problem.>>28145235
>>What you did was wrong. You're going to hurt someone.
I feel like this would stick with me much more than getting cursed at would.>>28145112
>Super slow internet san
Based, absolute banger>>28145115
The mark of a bad driver. Needing to constantly be pulled out.>>28145213
>it falls over and I hurt myself

lol

Once after a snowstorm I pulled into the parking lot at my job with my buddy riding in the passenger seat. The lot hadn’t been plowed yet and it pissed me off so I started driving super fast yelling “NOPE NO SNOW HERE THAT SHOULD BE PLOWED! CLEAR AS A BELL! YEP!” and ended up sliding and hitting the building.>>28145235
>>28146445
kek similar happened to me:

>live on busy through road
>gangstalkers like to drive a slow ass 30 km/h in front of me when I'm within a 1km radius of my house after a long day of work
>sometimes I rage a bit and will pass them and cut them off
>pull into my driveway
>car I passed stops in front on my house and rolls down window
>jolly-looking fat white dude: "anon what was that for" in a very genuine tone with look of genuine sadness on his face
>tell him to fuck off because adrenaline pumping
>he drives off looking dejected
>feel like shit because he actually seemed like a nice dude>>28134857
I don’t do road rage, unless you consider rolling coal on every Cali plate car you see road rage>>28148071
Nope. That’s tard rage.

What was the worst thing you've done in a fit of road rage?>>28134857hysterical crying while banging on the steering wheel>>28134857Sharted on my leather seats>>28134857THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

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What was the worst thing you've done in a fit of road rage?>>28134857
hysterical crying while banging on the steering wheel>>28134857
Sharted on my leather seats>>28134857
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF