>>202370580
no one has ever explained to me what is up with this cunt>>202370728
FAS>>202370580
Poo smells didn't make the cut? Shame>Old mate is right that we don't use it often, either way
nah i agree with the other lad my mates and i say it pretty often>>202370728
Shame about the face>>202370728
used to tell myself her chebs probably arent all that naked but im not so sure>>202370625
I just put everything on credit and then let my cash management account disburse the funds from my short term money market funds to pay them offHad an absolutely kino Fifa 15 career season

>2020/21
>Russian league - rubin kazan
>came 2nd 2 or 3 times already
>never won the league
>eternal enemies Zenit locked in title race
>finally think ive done it
>realise after simulating and drawing away match that the league going to have to be won on the final day
>have Russian Cup final against dinamo moskva
>beat them comfortably 1-0 on 4 min match
>a week after we have them again for our last match
>rotate squad a little but should be fine
>Zenit have to win, we have to draw or win if they do.
>My CB holds up dinamo striker too much and they award them a penalty
>down the middle, 0-1
>HT - Zenit are winning 1-0 against perm
>the pressure is on
>have chance after chance, increasing in frequency until the final whistle
>it turns out we still won the league
>feels massive relief and watch our captain Maguire lift the trophy
>go to see what the Zenit result was
>2-0 victory
>68 points - rubin
>69 points - zenit
>the game just bugged out and lied to me about winning the league
I cant help but laugh, what a rollercoaster. Fucked up in europa league, felt like we were back and then that happens. What a sick twist of fate, all of it.>>202370674
Saw an episode of Would I Lie To You with her in it and she was constantly taking the piss out of everyone while they sat there and took it.>>202370674
worse is the people who pretend to find her funny

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you know who were areyou know what we dowere coming to defile, defile youstay out of my wayand dont be so gaywere coming to defile, defile youedish

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you know what we do
were coming to defile, defile you
stay out of my way
and dont be so gay
were coming to defile, defile you
edish