>Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold: Brutally murder another patron who has taken the last food item
>Variety is the Spice of Life: Bring your own bottle of Lowry's Seasoning to the buffet and dump it on all the food while loudly proclaiming that the food "ain't seasoned"
>Must've Been the Wind: Successfully trip a waitress or other female staff member without them knowing it was you
>It's Not You, It's Me: Take a ladyfriend on a first date to a buffet... and split the bill!
>Gran Torino: Stare at a minority until they become so uncomfortable they leave
>The Hollow Man: Defecate in the bathroom and immediately go back to eating
>The Prime Directive: Witness, but do not intervene in, a domestic dispute between two other patrons
>How Did I Get Here?: Eat yourself into a food coma and wake up in the back alley behind the buffet
>We are Siamese if you Please: Only eat food in pairs of two
>Nagasaki Got Nothin' On Me: Eat the spiciest food item available with the assistance of no drink
>Until We Meet Again: Kiss the host goodbye on the lips as you leave
>Penny Pincher: Pay for your meal exclusively in pennies (which the cashier has to count out loud)

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals edition

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