>>21054902
with just a tiny bit of practice you will never need something like this. maybe if you're handicapped? but even with one hand you can crack an egg.>>21054912
>can't believe I fell for that
I can.>>21057497
my grandma's hands aren't what they used to be and she swears by it
old age comes for us all anon>>21057497
>never
oh anon...>>21056434
>waaaaaaahhhhhhh mommy i wanna see cheesey waaaaaaahhhhhh i wanna see stretchy cheese mommy waaaaaahhhhhhhh
Grow the fuck up sperg.>>21057135
it's powered by hopes and dreams>>21057531
nah, lots of people die young
never give up hope>>21052576
>sharpen they knifes
I see you niganon>>21054902
>solved
>breaks the yolk>>21053105
Why is the person COVERED with liver spots?>>21052842
Is this those meme espresso eggs?>>21054425
Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a king summoned two of his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two slots in the top, a control knob, and a lever. "What do you think this is?"

One advisor, an engineer, answered first. "It is a toaster," he said.

The king asked, "How would you design an embedded computer for it?"

The engineer replied, "Using a four-bit microcontroller, I would write a simple program that reads the darkness, from snow white to black. The program would use that darkness level as the index to a 16-element table of initial timer values. Then it would turn on the heating elements and start the timer with the initial value selected from the table. At the end of the time delay, it would turn off the heat and pop up the toast. Come back next week, and I'll show you a working prototype."

The second advisor, a computer scientist, immediately recognized the danger of such short-sighted thinking. He said, "Toasters don't just turn bread into toast, they are also used to warm frozen waffles. What you see before you is really a breakfast food cooker. As the subjects of your kingdom become more sophisticated, they will demand more capabilities. They will need a breakfast food cooker that can also cook sausage, fry bacon, and make scrambled eggs. A toaster that only makes toast will soon be obsolete. If we don't look to the future, we will have to completely redesign the toaster in just a few years.">>21057623
anon have you ever met people outside your immediate family?>>21054363
I have retards at home that could use that sink matt.>>21057626
"With this in mind, we can formulate a more intelligent solution to the problem. First, create a class of breakfast foods. Specialize this class into subclasses: grains, pork, and poultry. The specialization process should be repeated with grains divided into toast, muffins, pancakes, and waffles; pork divided into sausage, links, and bacon; and poultry divided into scrambled eggs, hard-boiled eggs, poached eggs, fried eggs, and various omelet classes."

"The ham and cheese omelet class is worth special attention because it must inherit characteristics from the pork, dairy, and poultry classes. Thus, we see that the problem cannot be properly solved without multiple inheritance. At run time, the program must create the proper object and send a message to the object that says, 'Cook yourself.' The semantics of this message depend, of course, on the kind of object, so they have a different meaning to a piece of toast than to scrambled eggs."

"Reviewing the process so far, we see that the analysis phase has revealed that the primary requirement is to cook any kind of breakfast food. In the design phase, we have discovered some derived requirements. Specifically, we need an object-oriented language with multiple inheritance. Of course, users don't want the eggs to get cold while the bacon is frying, so concurrent processing is required, too."

"We must not forget the user interface. The lever that lowers the food lacks versatility, and the darkness knob is confusing. Users won't buy the product unless it has a user-friendly, graphical interface. When the breakfast cooker is plugged in, users should see a cowboy boot on the screen. Users click on it, and the message 'Booting UNIX v 8.3' appears on the screen. (UNIX 8.3 should be out by the time the product gets to the market). Users can pull down a menu and click on the foods they want to cook.">>21054425
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY?! WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUSH LIKE 12 FUCKING BUTTONS TO TOAST SOMETHING?!?! GOOD FUCKING LORD ALL IT NEEDS IS AN ON/OFF BUTTON AND A FUCKING INTENSITY REGULATOR! IF YOU'RE FEELING REALLY FANCY YOU CAN HAVE A TIMER. THAT'S FUCKING IT?! WHAT THE FUCK DOES YOUR TOASTER NEED TO KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE TOASTING BREAD OR A BAGEL OR A NIGGER JUST FUCKING SHIT FUCK ASS CU3EIBF[WIEKJFGNVB[WERID9UOBEW[IFOSUVGBJH>>21057632
"Having made the wise decision of specifying the software first in the design phase, all that remains is to pick an adequate hardware platform for the implementation phase. An Intel 80386 with 8MB of memory, a 30MB hard disk, and a VGA monitor should be sufficient. If you select a multitasking, object-oriented language that supports multiple inheritance and has a build-in GUI, writing the program will be a snap. (Imagine the difficulty we would have had if we had foolishly allowed a hardware-first design strategy to lock us into a four-bit microcontroller!)."

The king wisely had the computer scientist beheaded, and they all lived happily ever after.

post you're favorite cooking gadgets pic very rel>pic>>21052572a video is literally a series of pictures>>21052569>instantly dulls your knifenothing personell kid[spoiler]who am I kidding, people who need that shit don't sharpen they knifes[/spoiler]

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post you're favorite cooking gadgets

pic very rel>pic>>21052572
a video is literally a series of pictures>>21052569
>instantly dulls your knife
nothing personell kid
[spoiler]who am I kidding, people who need that shit don't sharpen they knifes[/spoiler]